Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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