i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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