im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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