This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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