Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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