she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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