kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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