My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Still dying that you shit outside
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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