This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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