Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Sponge bath it is.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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