Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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