Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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