Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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