I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Are we still banned from the library?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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