Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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