You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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