You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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