Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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