Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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