my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
did you just send me my own nude
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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