I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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