So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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