so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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