Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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