What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
