Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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