you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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