Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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