I have demons in me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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