good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
