Non-Jews are for practice
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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