that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Only a mothe r could love this liver
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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