I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
its liver damage thursday
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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