Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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