We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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