Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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