I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
