i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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