Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize