I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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