Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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