I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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