I bet he comes in French.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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