i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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