he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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