go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You can't motorboat a personality
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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