yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
