bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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