She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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