The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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