My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
only if we run a train.
done.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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