The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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