Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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