I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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